Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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