her vagine was all disorganized.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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