Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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