I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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