she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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