He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
