theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
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I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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