just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You smell like a Billy Joel song
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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