never play flip cup with pint glasses
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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