Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.