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im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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