ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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