do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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