Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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