spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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