I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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