one might say we're banned from that church
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Everyone says I win the strip club
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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