The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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