If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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