So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm both gender and math confused
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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