love makes seman taste better
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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