Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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