she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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