And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
is it fun? or sober?
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