yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
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there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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