Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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