and you said cock pushups were impossible
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
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Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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