Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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