yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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