Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
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Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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