Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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