Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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