can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
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They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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