Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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