The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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