My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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