Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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