I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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