did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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