If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
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He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
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No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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