If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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