I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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