I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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