did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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