the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
my shit smells like andre
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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