ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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