Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
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you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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