Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
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