You surviving the open bar?
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too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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