I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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