everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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