Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
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I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize