i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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