that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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