There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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