Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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