There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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