Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
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They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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