I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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