I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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