I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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