You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Randomize